The Stars of Saltburn Naked: Dick and Butts A Plenty!

December 29, 2023
ALEXANDER

Saltburn has been the controversial movie of the season! Audiences are completely mixed, with rave reviews from some and with other audiences getting up to leave. It's sexy, it's sensual, it's homoerotic, it's provocative, and, at most times, completely deserving. Not to give the plot away and to appeal to your Fleshbot senses, we will just tell you it has cum eating, plenty of dick, a gay sex scene, and long looks at shirtless, hot men.

The two leading stars couldn't be more different, though equally sexy in their own way. Academy Award nominee Barry Keoghan (from last year's The Banshees of Inisherin) plays nerdy (yet super hot) Oliver Quick, who quickly becomes obsessed with his college's popular fuckboy, Felix Catton (played by the impossibly hot Jordan Elordi from Euphoria). The two somehow become friends, and Felix invites Oliver to his family's sprawling estate for the summer. From here, the film spirals into debauchery, bl*odshed, and plenty of sexual tension. It is really a fucked up movie, and we LOVE it.

Again, not to give anything away, but the movie ends with a long, long look at Barry Keoghan's ass and thick, uncut dick. He is on the record that it is indeed his dick, and not a prosthetic (that has so frustratingly become a usual thing in Hollywood's penis use).

Courtesy of Mr. Man, let's review our favorite steamy moments from Saltburn. FYI, Saltburn should be seen on the big screen because of its lush cinematography, but it is available for streaming at home so you can freely bring out that box of Kleenex instead of hiding your hardon through a hole in the popcorn bucket.

Jacob Elordi jerking off! Well, his character Felix sensually pleasures himself and just happens to leave the door a bit open so his buddy can take a look.

Our first glimpse of Oliver's (Barry's) cute butt! This scene in Saltburn finds our nerdy hottie Oliver being told to strip down. He obliges and the others are astounded by the size of his...which we will soon enough see.

In one of the many "will they or won't they" scenes, Felix and Oliver share a moment in Felix's dorm room that gladly shows us a shirtless Elordi in boxers. Sniff sniff.

Ok, now we are getting somewhere. There is a gay seduction scene, and it got our full attention. These are the shenanigans that occur at Saltburn in the middle of the night.