Hollywood News & Movie Gossip: Saltburn Hotties, JLo, Legally Blonde 3, Maleficent 3, Momoa, and Channing Tatum

December 8, 2023
ALEXANDER

I’m your Gay News Guy – this is the news, casual, sassy, unfiltered, and a little tipsy. Ok here’s today’s MOVIE news as I see it!

Ok, finally saw Saltburn. DAMN…it’s everything everyone is whispering about. It’s sexy, it’s sensual, it’s naughty, it’s gay, it’s a mindfuck, and it’s FABULOUS. How to explain it? It’s The Talented Mr. Ripley meets Great Expectations meets Party Monster. Run, don’t walk, and go see it. What’s it about? A nerdy, hot guy with a nice ass and a big dick falls in love with a tall, dark, and handsome stud in college. Handsome stud takes the nerdy guy home to his impossibly rich and impossibly fucked-up family. Sexual tension and fabulous one-liners ensue till it all spirals into some dark thriller. The movie is worth it just for the soundtrack, but stay for the eye candy and homoerotic themes. Smash or pass this movie? Definitely smash.

Is Legally Blonde 3 happening? The project was announced as in development back in 2018 but stalled with no recent news. Legally Blonde actor Owen Wilson stated that he thinks Reese is just waiting for the perfect script and that the success of the Barbie movie is probably going to move things along as he considers Legally Blonde the Barbie OG. Do we need a Legally Blonde 3? What would you want to see as the storyline?

Another 3 movie? Maleficent 3 has been announced by Disney and Angelina Jolie is coming back! Thank God, cause there are a million drag queens that have spent a lot of coin on that costume.

Musical theatre nerds! JLo was announced to star in the Kiss of the Spiderwoman musical movie, based on the Broadway show from musical impresarios Kander & Ebb. The show is a bit old and wasn’t one of their most popular so it’s interesting to see it picked up and will be interesting to see how they market it now that it stars JLo. Aye aye aye!

Minecraft The Movie, based on the video game is coming. The film will star Jason Momoa but no other details are known. This movie has been in development since 2014 but is now finally moving forward. Storyline and characters are being held under wraps.

Remember the last time I reported that Warner Bros scrapped the Looney Tunes Coyote vs ACME film starring John Cena? The movie is done and now sits on the shelf. Now, Warner Bros is saying they’ll sell it to a studio to release…for $70 million dollars! If it features John Cena’s ass, I’m willing to start a GoFundMe.

Remember Eli Roth’s gory Hostel franchise? Well, this horror stud wants to bring it back! Yassss…am I the only one that has a crush on Eli Roth? Soooo dreamy.

Speaking of Eli Roth. He confirmed that the cheesy fun horror film Thanksgiving (in theaters) is getting a sequel. That was fast!

HBO is making a movie about George Santos! LOL. Who should play George? Bowen Yang? Harvey Guillen? Maybe George would play himself, you know he is doing Cameos for real? Gurrrlll…the lies the lies!

Get out the Kleenex! Ryan Reynolds and Channing Tatum have teamed up for an action comedy. Putting these two studs together in an action-packed film? Yes, please. The studios agree and three major studios are fighting for the rights to the tune of $50 million dollars just to own it. Gurrlll…

Disney is giving the bird to COVID box office and releasing Soul, Luca, and Turning Red in the theatres in the New Year, giving audiences a chance to see the Pixar films the way they were intended to be seen, on the big screen. These films were released straight to Disney+ during COVID.