Hank’s Public Privates and Mr. Man Have All the Bodies in Netflix’s “Bodies”

October 25, 2023
HANK ORSO

Leave it to Netflix to bring us a weirdo, sexy, sci-fi, time-traveling, crime, costume/period, crime mystery, which also has some pretty nice male flesh to gaze upon! I'm sure there are more descriptors, but you get the idea. The show is Bodies, and the mystery is why Tom Mothersdale's naked form keeps popping up in the same London lane in four different time periods. Mr. Man has all the pics and video clips, and Hank's Public Privates is sharing them with you! They're British, handsome, naked, and in distress, and in this Halloween season of ghoulish mystery and all things spooky, let's add a little sex appeal to that, shall we?

All photos courtesy of Mr. Man. Click here to check out the videos now!

Tom Mothersdale

Sorry, guys, that's a prosthetic prick. And he's dead. But hey, they look so good nowadays that you can just ignore that fact and imagine the hot police investigators getting handsy with the real thing as they poke and prod...and poke...and poke.

Based on the gay bedroom scene Kyle Soller, the hottie with the ginger beard, has later in the show, you just wanna tell his character, "Dude, just look at the dead man's cock. You know you want to!"

You know, there's a more fun way to check for a pulse!

Face down, ass up, that's the way I like to ~~fuck~~...um...autopsy someone! Mothersdale is getting it from all ends in two different time periods, the lucky bastard!

Well, gentlemen, what have we here? Phillips, it seems your boy-toy has fallen asleep on the job, again!

Kyle Soller and George Parker

Sure Bodies gives us naked dudes lying prone in the street and in the morgue, but I'm thinking it's what appears to be tender and poignant bedroom scenes between the ginger-bearded goodness of Kyle Soller and the wispy blonde George Parker that'll have me paying closer attention to this show.

Post-coital reading? Or does some Victorian poetry always get Soller in the mood? Looks like Parker wants him to close the book and open him up instead!

Now we're talking! Parker (foreground) gently slumbers as Soller (and his taut buttocks!) makes his escape. Or maybe he's rehydrating for round two?

Stephen Graham

Stephen Graham is a hot fuzzy daddy with over a hundred titles to his credit. You're going to have to just go watch Bodies to find out how he ends up here, naked and rolling around in the snow and grit. But lordy, what a body he has!