Hey Gurl! with Jordan Jayro: Siri Talks Surgery, Comedy and Being A Robot

May 15, 2023
JORDAN JAYRO

Good morning! I’m back again to flaunt my foolishness on another new episode of my podcast Hey Gurl! With Jordan Jayro! This week I weaponized my free Zoom account and sat for an intimate gossip session with Los Angeles drag superstar Siri! She’s more than just your favorite virtual assistant! She may also be a humanoid robot! We’ll get into everything! So give this episode a listen, a 5-star rating, and write a nice review!

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My moment before (that’s what I call the first segment of the episode where I’m just talking to myself) centered around an experience I had attempting to buy a casual pair of men’s shoes. As you can probably guess, chaos follows me everywhere I go. And this time was no different. Listen to the episode to get the full story because honey it is wild! But any time I can turn trauma into content, I will absolutely do so! And I’m happy to say that my new shoes are lovely and comfy and I am very pleased with them. I also haven’t worn them out yet. But once I leave the house out of drag, it's over for you hoes!

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I brought Siri into the chat and somehow we started off talking about taxes. I’m not sure how we got there, but I also don’t know how anything comes up on my podcast. That segued into Siri’s infamous apartment cleaning videos. I would be so riveted by her time-lapse videos of her cleaning her apartment. People really don’t understand how much of a mess drag can make. Everything ends up everywhere! A weekend of shows will destroy my bathroom like a meal from Taco Bell. It doesn’t matter how neat and organized you are, drag makes a mess. Every queen listening will relate to this.

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You know I am going to get to the bottom of it all! Sometimes I find out that I am the bottom in question. But I did address the allegations that Siri is in fact a humanoid robot. As with everything else, you’ll have to listen to the full episode to find out! I asked if robots have holes. I asked how many holes they have. These are the things the people really want to know. I even brought up possibly cutting off Siri’s limbs to see if there are wires inside of her.

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Naturally, this was the perfect segue because we then talked about Siri’s insides. I will explain! Siri told me that she has a picture of her skull with her skin peeled back. I’ll spare you the graphic details, but pretty much the images were taken as a part of Siri’s FFS procedure. FFS stands for Facial Feminization Surgery. I’m pretty sure it’s considered gender-affirming, but many trans women get this done. I was so intrigued to hear about Siri’s experience with this process and the recovery. I’m very grateful she was so open and willing to share that with all of us.

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Towards the end of the podcast, we chatted about Siri’s experience taking a stand-up comedy class. We talked about her ASMR videos on YouTube and TikTok! And somehow Viola Davis came up and we discussed not only her boogers but the time RuPaul quoted her on Drag Race. This entire episode was so fun from start to finish. I thoroughly enjoy Siri and I know you will too! So be sure to follow the podcast everywhere, give it a 5-star rating, and leave a nice review!