Norse Fuckers is our March XCritic Gay Pick of the Month

Men.com recently released Norse Fuckers on DVD and it’s our Xcritic Gay Pick of the Month. If you missed the five-part streaming series when each scene rolled out last summer, don’t worry. You can watch the whole thing now on DVD or VOD. Starring Papi Kocic, Craig Marks, Malik Delgaty, Felix Fox, Sir Peter, Tyler Berg, and Dean Young, this big-budget bareback flick features brawny men battling till the end. The reward? Celebrating by fucking their comrades’ tight manholes in the mess hall.

These Norse Fuckers Celebrate By Banging Their Comrades' Manholes

Dragons and dicks dominate this Norse landscape where only the rough-fucked survive. You can’t help but be drawn into the brutish masculinity in this flick and it’s written and produced with a ton of attention to detail, from the costumes to the sets, backdrops, and special effects.

Within the first two minutes of this movie, we’re treated to Tyler Berg fucking Craig Mark’s ass with his Viking horn. What ensues is a husky, doggy-style sesh between these hard-bodied warriors. Then we see Sir Peter stroking his big dick while watching Dean and Felix’s passionate cock coupling in the bath. And there’s nothing better than a good slave, Dean, servicing his King, Papi Kocic’s, cock and getting a blast of royal cum all over his ass.

Only Thor, played by Malik, and his mighty hammer can save this land from the dragon, but Thor hasn’t been seen in millennia. Felix transforms himself into a crow and sets out in flight across land and sea in search of him. He finally finds him, but Thor refuses to return. Felix finds one of Thor’s artworks, a metal dildo he sculpted, and takes it into a secluded room to stuff it in his ass. Thor walks in on Felix and is turned on by the sight of his naked body lying in mish, wielding a metal dildo.

Malik fucks Felix’s throat and uses his mighty cock to hammer Felix’s tight ass. Felix cums all over himself and then swallows Malik’s bursting load from his cock. After this man-on-man bond between these two, Malik is ready to rejoin Felix to slay the dragon. They join Sir Peter and Tyler to face off with the beast. Thor uses his hammer to send a huge lightning strike on the dragon that destroys it instantly.

Then, in the old Norse tradition, Malik says, “It’s time to fuck!” This sets up the final group sex scene between Felix, Malik, Sir Peter, and Tyler in the woods. These muscle-bound gods fuck each other’s holes in a horny, testosterone-filled outdoor sesh. In the end, Tyler is the recipient of three big loads of Norsemen spunk that he swallows. This outdoor fuckfest signals the end of the reign of terror from the dragon as these mighty warriors and gods walk into the woods bare-assed, reclaiming their land.

Don’t miss our March Xcritic Gay Pick of the Month, Norse Fuckers from Men.com. See you next month!

About the XCritic Gay Pick of the Month

If you’re new to the column, welcome! The XCritic Gay Pick of the Month is our monthly recurring feature where we highlight one gay flick or scene that’s the best of the best that everyone should watch. Check out our February XCritic Gay Pick of the Month, Adulttime’s gay series Oopsie!

We know there are tons of gay movies out there, domestic and international, but we’ve organized this monthly column to spotlight the one pick you shouldn’t miss. The opinions in this piece are totally the author’s.

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