Family Dick Features a Frolicking Foursome In Their Continuing “Full House” Parody

Family Dick came up with a natural porn parody, for the titular feel-good family sitcom Full House. Here, BJ (Jack Waters) lives with his step-uncles Jesse (Xtian Mingle) and Joey (Jordi Massive). In this episode "The Night No One Slept," of what looks like a fun continuing series, neighbor twink bestie Timmy Gibbler (Nick Floyd, amusingly playing this Gibbler with the same irritability as the original) sleeps over with some annoying and sexy outcomes. Complete with cheese opening credits and a laugh track, it's all well-done, sexy fun.

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It seems like Timmy has a bit of a snoring problem, turning the whole house upside down as he moves from room to room trying to get comfortable and find a place the other guys won't be bothered. Irritated at his lack of sleep, Jesse has had enough and confronts the young man. When told the only thing that seems to work is when his "button is pushed."

Well, that can only mean one thing, BJ! No, not his nephew...a blowjob! And seeing as how this family does everything together, no one is going to get any sleep tonight as the clothes come off and the older uncles pair off with their favorite twink.

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When his snoring drives all the men to the couch, Timmy tries to join them until Jesse, learning the cure of the Gibbler curse, stands and shoves his long probe down Timmy's throat, pressing that damn button! Naturally Joey and BJ don't want to be left out, and Uncle Joey lays back, unbuttons his shirt to expose his beefy handsome chest and hauls out his massive meat. Hey, Massive didn't get that name for nothin'!

With the two twinks sucking major uncle dick, the snoring has stopped and the libidos have kick started. Flipping roles, the two unselfish uncles give the boys a chance and show them how it's done. Sure the kids did a fine enough job on their impressive cocks, but it takes a man to really get to the pubes.

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Thoroughly worked up, Jesse takes BJ and Joey takes Timmy and, bending the youths over, the two older men slam their wet cocks deep into those tight holes as the boys share kisses, careful not to bang their teeth together as they're pumped form behind.

With such inappropriate and torrid sensations swirling, it doesn't take the men long before they're both grabbing slim hips, tensing up, and dumping their creamy spunk deep in the boys' asshole, giving the audience a brief glance at the dropping sponge before they fuck it back in, coating their colons.

I'm just hoping that the uncles go ass up and get fucked themselves on the next episode!

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