These Guys Can Handle Balls – Beach Volleyball Players to Keep an Eye on!

Summer is the busiest time for professional sports, and whether you’re a fan of sports or a fan of jocks, there’s plenty to keep your eyes busy. Hockey players and baseball players are totally sexy, they have big firm asses, and they fulfill that whole cliché jock fantasy we all stroke to at least once a week, but some studs you might be snoozing on are the guys playing pro beach volleyball.

The AVP kicks off its Pro Tour this weekend in Austin, TX, where 16 pairs of tall, lean, beach bum bros will face off for the $62,500 first place prize. The AVP Pro Tour is filled with drama like juicy rivalries from past seasons and intense rematches. You can practically use your tongue to lap up all the toxic masculinity dripping off these boys. While the sport itself is highly entertaining to watch with the sheer athleticism on display, it also helps that the players, bare chested and in skimpy board shorts, are just as tasty as their sets and spikes on the court. Even though most of these guys are allegedly straight (some lucky wives and girlfriends they got), there are no rules saying you can’t keep an eye on these sexy studs who have their sights set on gold:

Trevor Crabb/Tri Bourne

These guys seem to be the team to beat this year. Tri is 6’5” and I am so ready to climb him like a tree. Trevor Crabb is also 6’5” and with that backwards hat and all-American jock look, he could easily walk right off the court and into a scene for Corbin Fisher. If volleyball doesn’t work out, these two hotties can definitely make a comfortable living on OnlyFans. Would you subscribe?

Trevor Crabb and Tri Bourne

Taylor Crabb/Taylor Sander

Watching their intro video is literally the start to every “I’m straight but need the money” scene, and honestly it only makes watching them play the sport hotter. The Taylors, or as they were recently nicknamed, ‘Team SandCrabb’,  are favorites to go all the way, and if they don’t do it on the court, they can certainly go all the way with me. We could get some hot brother on brother action too (see photo), if Taylor Crabb gets matched up against his brother, Trevor. That will be some premium spank bank material.

Trevor and Taylor Crabb

 Chase Budinger/Troy Field

Chase and Troy are among the top five teams that could win this thing. Troy is the new guy on the block, having just turned pro a few years ago, and all the other men on the court are eager to teach him a thing or two. Chase is whopping 6’7” (can you even imagine if everything is proportional) and actually played in the NBA for seven years prior to joining the AVP circuit. Needless to say, he has been in a lot of locker rooms with a lot of tall naked dudes.

Chase Budinger and Troy Field joust for the ball

Casey Patterson/Ed Ratledge

Casey Patterson is volleyball’s resident hot head. He is sort of the John McEnroe of the sport; he is cocky, he is loud, and he really knows how to take some balls to the face (see clip). Ed “The Eagle” Ratledge is 6’8” and has been a pro for more than 20 years. At ages 40 (Patterson) and 46 (Ratledge), these two make up the ‘daddy’ team for sure!

Casey Patterson

Ed Ratledge

Chaim Schalk/Theo Brunner

Don’t let the names fool you, these guys play hard. Chaim is the tournament’s token Canadian, which automatically raises his hotness by at least a point and a half. Theo Brunner is better known as ‘The Blocker’ and while he can stop any spike on the court, maybe think twice about bringing him to club if you’re looking for some action and don’t want to get cock blocked.

Chaim Schalk and Theo Brunner

The AVP Pro Tour is hosting sixteen unique and competitive events throughout the country this summer in places like Denver, Virginia Beach, Atlanta, Chicago, and more. Check out https://avp.com/events/ for more information and maybe even snag a ticket to watch these guys get sweaty and sandy up close and in person!

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