The Last Duel Dudes That Got Us Gripping Our Swords

Director Ridley Scott seems to be going for the Oscar gold. The filmmaker has not one but two all-star epics coming out this year. The upcoming “House of Gucci” stars our beloved Lady Gaga and will definitely scratch the glamour itch all us gays have (whether we admit it or not!). However, it is last month’s “The Last Duel” that has enough testosterone to take care of another itch we all need to be scratched…

Let’s look at the trio of the hot guys from this knight’s tale. We would have a special place for these guys swords:

Adam Driver

We first noticed this lean mean acting machine as one of the boys in HBO’s “Girls”—his jerk off scene is still the hottest. He then achieved box office stardom as Kylo Ren in the Star Wars films. But it’s really been in the last few years in movies like “Marriage Story” and “BlacKkKlansman” that Adam Driver entered our hearts (among other areas) as a great actor and really soulful male. In these two upcoming Ridley Scott films, he looks equally great in armor and in Armani! He’d look great out of them as well…

Matt Damon

Matt Damon shows he’s still got it as the knight who must avenge King Charles VI. We might not have picked him for a sword swinger, but he looks great in all that armor. Damon has also been going for the Gold since 1997 when he won an Oscar for co-writing “Good Will Hunting.” For most of us, he’s still that scheming homicidal gay guy we all idolized in “The Talented Mr. Ripley”.

Ben Affleck

Both of those Jennifers, Garner and Lopez, are lucky girls. The tall, broad, buff, hunky Affleck continues to be one of the top stars of the world. This is Ben’s first film collaboration with best friend Matt Damon in some time. They also wrote the screenplay together. Writing might not be the only thing we’d like to see these two leading men do together…