EVERY Game Of Thrones Nude Scene, Seasons 1 Through 3

Game Of Thrones might be about the mythical fight to rule Westeros’ seven kingdoms, but we’re over here just trying to get seven inches! Gee wiz. The HBO epic is known as one of the most violently graphic and gratuitously nude series ever produced… and we love ‘em for it. Keep watching to see the explosive nude scenes in seasons one, two, and three of Game Of Thrones. It’s time to go medieval on some ass!

The perfect trifecta of Alfie Allen, Kit Harrington, and Richard Madden all pec out in an oddly homoerotic shirtless scene while visiting ye ol’ hairdresser in the very first episode of Game Of Thrones. It’s a great clip.

But episode two is where things get buck freaking wild. Future Aquaman star Jason Momoa plays Khal Drogo on Game Of Thrones. He gets frisky with his wife Daenerys Targaryen in one of the most controversial sex scenes ever aired on television. Controversy aside, we can all agree that he has a gorgeous, smooth and plump ass!

Alfie Allen plays Theon Greyjoy - a double-crossing son of a king who throws his allegiance around like he throws dat dick around! Five episodes into the first season Allen delivers one of the best Game Of Thrones nude scenes. After having sex with a woman from behind, he airs out his fluffed out uncut penis for the entire world to see.

In the same episode, we get some more hair care, as in episode one. This time Finn Jones shaves Gethin Anthony's pits and chest before giving him head! Now that’s service.

Simon Lowe plays a wine merchant who gets punished after attempting to assassinate Daenerys Targaryen. He’s paraded around naked while tied to a horse, and we can see his dragon eggs!

Finally in season one, House Stark stableboy Hodor, played by Kristian Nairn, hangs some CGI dong in episode eight.

Season two of Game Of Thrones is light on the male nudity, but it is saved from being a dreaded non-nude season of TV by Alfie Allen’s penis! He has uncomfortable sex with a woman and shows us his penis and pubes once again.

Gethin Anthony and Finn Jones bring back the much-needed gay action in the third episode of season two, but this time sans pit shaving.

Season three of Game Of Thrones makes up for lost nudity. The stunning muscular blonde Will Tudor played one of Littlefinger’s prostitutes and reserves his services exclusively for male clients. He shows off his wares five episodes into season three!

Plus in the same episode total daddy Nikolaj Coster-Waldau bares his ass, and even a hint of balls.

And Kit Harrington enlists a body double for Jon Snow’s first nude scene. Spoiler: He ditches the body double in later seasons! There might be another TV Guys video covering that in the works, hint hint!

Richard Madden plays the King Of The North Robb Stark, and he gets stark naked seven episodes into season three. His flawless, athletic back muscles and perfect round ass are the perfect way to end three seasons of Game Of Thrones nudity! These boys have got game!… of thrones.

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