Dirty Movie To Rent Of The Week: The Blonde One

July 14, 2020
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The Argentinien movie The Blonde One marks our fourth installment of Dirty Movie to Rent of the Week, and while it can't compete with the NSFW uncensored pornographic cum-drenched romp that is last week's The Prince, it's... pretty hot ya'll. Like, really hot. Like, I'm not technically a meteorologist, but there's a severe weather front forming around my taint.

The plot of The Blonde One is pretty straightforward for an erotic gay drama, but the reviews are well above average - with most critics praising the leads for their daring performances. Everything goes down when Gabriel, AKA the blonde one (Gaston Re) moves in with his coworker Juan (Alfonso Barón). Sure they start out as roommates, but as anyone who's seen a gay movie knows, there are feeling bubbling below the surface that will come to light. Dot dot dot dot homosexual feelings.

Playful touches and knowing glances soon turn to gay penny tration, and both Gaston Re and Alfonso Barón do NOT hold back. They each show off their super sexy bods and meaty packages in multiple steamy gay sex scenes. And mamaw. The details in this movie. In one scene Barón goes to the bathroom after sex to wipe a thick wad of cum off his hairy stomach! You don't get a 92% Fresh rating on Rotten Tomatoes (which The Blonde One actually has right now) by simply not wiping another man's cum off your stomach.

There's also just a lot of genuinely hot and passionate moments that aren't even nude or cum-filled. Take for example this scene in which Juan sensually plays with Gabriel's visible penis line before going in for a scruff-to-scruff smooch.

They don't teach that in acting school. If you want to watch The Blonde One you'll need to have Amazon Prime's Dekkoo streaming add on. (Luckily there's an option for a seven-day free trial.) If not, you can settle in with me right now and check out the hottest nude and gay highlights right here. Have you seen The Blonde One? Let us know in the comments!