Dirty Movie To Rent Of The Week: Orpheus’ Song

You guys don't like dirty movies, do you? Oh...

Well then let's get nizasty af with the hornty German hunks in 2019's Orpheus' Song! This gay indie didn't make it big enough to nab reviews in any mainstream publications, but you can find a relatively flattering write-up and in-depth plot rundown here.

The movie plays up the all-too-familiar-to-most-of-us straight best male friend fantasy. Philipp (Sascha Weingarten) pines for his bestie and gym buddy Enis (Julie Lickert). Enis claims to be straight but subtleties in his personality reveal that there's something more bubbling below the surface. Something waiting to be... revealed. Something... homosexual.

When Philipp wins a trip for two to Greece, he convinces Enis to tag along, because duh. Git it girl. The movie takes a mythical direction when Enis and Philipp end up lost on a mysterious island together and forced to spend the night together in a cave. A cave.... of bulges.

This leads to a steamy fully nude gay makeout on the beach with sand literally everywhere. ::In thick Wisconsin accent:: Good luck getting that out of your you-know-where mister! You can see the sexy nude gay makeout below as well as some of the other Orpheus' Song guylights. And if you want even more, rent Orpheus' Song over on Amazon.

Have you ever gotten lost on a mythical island with your straight friend and then had butt sex on the beach? Let us know in the comments!

See all of the full nude scenes here