Open Post: Choose Your Celebrity Quarantine House

As events through the summer  - including most recently NYC's Pride Parade - continue to get the ax in the wake of COVID-2020, the possibility of people across the globe being cooped up for the next few months seems increasingly inevitable. Which is why today we're stocking up on the necessary goods to ensure survival at home - men!

Today you need to assemble your ultimate celebrity quarantine house. I've been playing this with friends and it's really fun to see what people come up with. Just choose a half dozen or so celebrities who you would want around for Quarantine 2020. You can choose one or two to sleep in the garage. Garage guys are generally the guys who you're ashamed you invited, but not so ashamed that you uninvite them when you start to remember all the D they bring to the table. Ya know? For my house I looked to men able to balance hotness with relatability, smarts, and humor. Here's my definitive 2020 Quarantine House:

Pete Buttigieg, Ben Feldman, Louis Garrel, Nolan Gould, Andrew Rannells, Justin Bieber garage

Thank you. Thank you. I know. Iconic. #Brave. Now Pete goes without saying. Smart, cute, and I would finally be able to see his hairy breasts. I don't talk about it a lot on here but I've had a thing for Ben Feldman for a long time and he seems like a genuinely sweet person. Would love to ask him about Superstore. We'd be like, best friends tbh.

Louis Garrel gives some foreign flare and can teach me French and recreate scenes from The Dreamers. Nolan Gould is a member of MENSA and again is someone who I would enjoy talking to. So Andrew Rannells - I wanted a funny gay to be bitchy with, and it was either between him or Billy Eichner. I went with Andrew because I want to get drunk and shit talk Lena Dunham! Justin Bieber will be out in the garage but he can come into the house when he's either naked or wants to sing or both.

Now don't you dare not share your Quarantine House in the comments below!