K.J. Apa Posed Shirtless And Crotch-Forward In Dick-Wetting Shoot

November 12, 2019
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First off, yesterday we name-checked some thirsty buckets who commented on K.J. Apa's shirtless selfie, but no one can hold a candle to what Kelly Ripa wrote on a pic from Apa's spread for Rollacoaster Magazine:

What a drunk. But also, git it. Rollacoaster Magazine only publishes two issues a year, and this 2019 Autumn issue featuring Apa appears to already be sold out on the website. No bother. Apa, the magazine, and the photographer Bartek Szmigulski (who focuses almost exclusively on photographing hot men in taint-tickling poses) have shared pics of Apa from the shoot on Instagram. And just wow. Unlike Apa's pants, your dick won't be pleated for long. Um ::tongue pop::

There is an interview accompanying the photoshoot, and it's informative in that it informs me that I probably don't want to read interviews with K.J. Apa. You can check it out here, or you can just not and instead picture wearing Apa's ball sac like a sleep mask. ENJOY.