Cameron Dallas Pretends To Feverishly Jack Off Only To Do Something Weirder

 

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When someone catches you doing weird stuff in your room 😂

A post shared by Cameron Alexander Dallas (@camerondallas) on Nov 2, 2019 at 1:17pm PDT

I lowkey committed to never posting about Cameron Dallas again after we tied a bow on our iconic Hollywood relationship a month ago, but here I am again, posting about Cameron Dallas. It's like gay people are indecisive or something. Instagram's snarkiest starlet seems to have backed entirely away from his music career, and is now solely posting his iconic shirtless pics and vids that help put the Thirst in Thirstagram. Or, ya know, the Twink in Next Door Twink.

And this latest vid is one that deserves a little extra attention. Dallas appears to be feverishly jacking off when his eyebrow-forward gal pal walks in on him, only to find that Dallas is pumping up balloons and connecting them with Scotch Tape. And guys, it gives me pause.

Am I missing something? Is this in reference to something on that teen Internet application TikTok? Literally who even wears balloon skirts anymore. If this stupid video isn't a hilarious take on a viral video then I SWEAR I'm never posting about Cameron Dallas again 🤞

 

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Hubba bubba max

A post shared by Cameron Alexander Dallas (@camerondallas) on Oct 26, 2019 at 5:04pm PDT