Impossibly, Painfully, Miserably Gorgeous Model Of The Week: David Howland

September 18, 2019
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A post shared by Joseph Lally Photographer (@lallypop421) on Sep 5, 2019 at 9:36am PDT

Well boys, I really have outdone myself today. But please hold your applause. You're going to need those palms for something far more important once you catch some glimpses of impossibly painfully miserably gorgeous model David Howland's uh-mazing bawdy, gorgeous face, and even his thigh pubes! He stands at 6' 1.5" and has one of those impossibly chiseled 80s Ralph Lauren model faces that basically makes it so that if he wasn't a model, he'd look insane. Could you imagine this face staring at you over a Subway counter? It would be fucking weird. But if David did work at a Subway I'd actually be glad that they breath all over the food. Git your mouth stank on my deli meat you bitch.

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A post shared by David Howland (@dhowland981) on Aug 8, 2018 at 9:53am PDT

Antyway, um, so ya David Howland. He's so pretty that honestly I don't even know what I would do with him if given the opportunity. Just kind of stand there and slowly seep jizz as he strikes various poses? Is that what a date with a model is? David's lewks speak for themselves, so I'll let you get to it! You likey? Let us know plz!

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Cycled til the rain had me frozen

A post shared by David Howland (@dhowland981) on Mar 28, 2018 at 11:40am PDT

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Worked on balance and flexibility in my new Hawaiian delight shorts this morning! Go check Nalu shorts and use my code: DAVIDH10 for 10% off and #jointhewave

A post shared by David Howland (@dhowland981) on Mar 6, 2018 at 2:45pm PST