Quickies: Gus Mattox

How would you descibe yourself if you were writing a personal ad?
Well-preserved former chorus boy with adventurous spirit. Still have most of my teeth and hair. Finished the Saturday Times crossword once. Will work for food.

Without actually looking, tell us what's in your refrigerator right now.
Milk, juice, cottage cheese, olives, lima bean soup, fish chowder (both home-made, by the way!), several different kinds of pickles and about 6 bottles of Gatorade.

What mainstream celebrity would you most like to star with/direct in a porn film, and why?
Dennis Quaid. I've had a crush on him ever since "Breaking Away", way back when. (Plus, I think he's a terrific actor.) Remember his sex scene with Ellen Barkin in "The Big Easy"? Well, I'd like to recreate that. I guess we'll have to flip a coin to see who gets to play which role.

Speaking of movies, what's the last one you saw that made you cry?
Fellini's "Nights of Cabiria" (And I sobbed.)

What three CDs would you take if you were stranded on a desert island?
Shirley Horn, "Here's to Life"; Henry Mancini, "Breakfast at Tiffany's" soundtrack; George Gershwin, "Porgy and Bess".

What would be the first thing you would rescue if your house was on fire?
My photo album. Er, my computer. Um, remind me to put all my pictures on the computer, OK?

What's the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?
"Why does the cat insist on sleeping on my face?"

And lest we forget ... if you had to do it all over again and choose your porn name based on your first pet's name and the name of the street you grew up on, what would it be?
Well, I'm afraid I'd have to be a female porn star in that case, because my name would be Tillie Hulse. Very retro, isn't it?

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See also: Gus Mattox (gusmattox.com)

Previously: Gus Mattox, Dream Daddy, Gus Mattox/Pete Kuzak

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(*Special thanks to SS for sharing some of his questions with us!)