Go, Go Porno Ranger!

March 14, 2006
ROD

Like many red-blooded American homos, our pre-adolescent Saturday mornings were devoted to scarfing down Captain Crunch, watching endless hours of live action television series (whatever did happen to ElectroWoman anyway?), and thumbing through the underwear pages of the Sears catalog. This week, all those happy childhood memories are coming together as gossip blogs and discussion boards are buzzing over the possibility that a former star of the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers has graduated into a leading role playing hide the sausage: supposedly, Austin St. John, the actor who played the Red Power Ranger in the hit early 90's TV show, is continuing his show business career at Sean Cody under the suspiciously pornlike name "Brock". -RM

Maybe it's true, or maybe it's yet another example of Sean Cody's ability to drive traffifc by creating buzz about an allegedly "straight" model. We're told the erstwhile heterosexual Brock "absolutely loved spreading his cheeks for the camera to show off his lightly hairy hole. He definitely loved showing it all off!" Trent at Pink is the New Blog is convinced because he grew up adoring the Red Power Ranger; he compared those memories to Brock's spirited performance and enthuses "I've seen the video and I have to admit ... watching the Red Power Ranger in action was kinda disturbing ... but I quickly got over it." Compare the photos of young Austin in his heydey with his Sean Cody preview shots and judge for yourself.

· "Mighty, Morphin' Porno Ranger" (galleries and oh-so-bitchy text @ trent.blogspot.com)
· Brock and Blowing Brock (previews @ seancody.com)
· Remember this Power Ranger? (discussion board @ savingfaceforum.com)
· Go Go Porno Ranger (discussion board @ community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt)
· <Austin St. John Gallery (galleries @ galleryofcelebrities.com)