John Cena Slash Fiction

Since we busted ourselves earlier today about our not-so-secret homoerotic fantasies involving WWE "wrestler"-slash-"actor" John Cena, we thought we'd go searching to see if anyone thought they same things we do. And guess what? They do! FanFiction.net features a small but choice archive of John Cena-related slash fiction for all your one-handed reading needs, especially if said needs involve Cena exploring his repressed submissive desires. Several of the (very) short stories pair Cena with fellow humungoid WWE champi Randy Orton; one of our faves is "Strip Poker", which describes how one fan imagine what it's like for the boys on tour: "Before he could finish, Randy cornered John. He leaned in closer as John started blushing again. 'Uh, Randy, I...' He was cut off by Randy when their lips met. John struggled to get out, but relaxed more when Randy wrapped his arms around him. They parted after what seemed forever. John looked up at Randy, trying to catch his breath ..." Think of that the next time you skip past a RAW bout on TV on your way to a "Shear Genius" rerun.-RM

· "Strip Poker" and more WWE Slash Fiction (fanfiction.net)
· See also: John Cena Gallery (mostbeautifulman.com)

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