“Real Dick”, Real Good, Right Here

Don't you like totally hate when you come across a hot video on Xtube only to find that it's been unceremoniously pulled the next time you go to watch it? Happens to us all the time. Which is why we're glad we had the presence of mind to copy this one when we saw it creeping up the the Most Viewed and Top Favorites lists over the course of the week; we had a feeling those muscles and that dick and ass were too hot to stick around for very long, and what do you know? They didn't!

Maybe later on we'll try to find out who this guy is or where the video originally came from or what that logo is doing in the bottom corner or what that scratchy old-timey film footage effect is all about ... but in the meantime, maybe you should take a look before it disappears again. You never can tell how long these things are going to be there ...

Update See, we told you these things tend to disappear. After several readers wrote in to tell us that the clip is footage from a (presumably copyrighted) Active Duty live cam show, we took it down; after all the good times Dink and his boys have provided us with over the years we'd hate to piss him off or anything. But you can check out the screencaps below to get an idea of what got us all stirred up in the first place. (You know, just in case you think we were hallucinating or something.)