News Flash: Straight Guys Have Shitty Taste in Men

Straight guys aren't supposed to be into dudes, but when coming up with a list of "man crushes" they admire, don't you think they'd at least pick guys hot enough to get laid?

No, they pick men the "admire" and the men that "every man wants to be and everyone woman wants to be with." At least that's what the boys at pop culture website CinCity2000 said when compiling their article about guys on TV they have the "hots" for. Well, their list sucks. No woman (or gay man) wants to fuck "Iron Chef" host Alton Brown. EW!

In response, we came up with our "Six Beer Queer" list of man crushes. Here are five guys that are very interesting, totally hot, and would probably let you suck their dick after enough beers. Just like when it comes to dressing, impressing the ladies, and singing karaoke, you straight boys need to let the gay boys show you how it's done.

Kiefer Sutherland: "24's" agent Jack Bauer is one hot daddy who likes to order people around and yells at everyone when they don't do what they're told. That sounds like our type of guy.
Can Dish About: Julia Roberts back in the day.
Why He'd Let You Suck His Dick: He likes to hang out in gay bars when he's drunk.

Jamie Bamber: This beautiful Brit plays Sgt. Lee Adama on "Battlestar Gallactica," a character who takes his shirt off every time possible. If that wasn't enough, he'd totally hang with you at Comic-Con too.
Can Dish About: The final five.
Why He'd Let You Suck His Dick: He was on the cover of Out.

Jeff Probst: The boyishly attractive host of "Survivor" is funny, snarky, and even sometimes mean, but he does it with the "aw shucks" demeanor that makes you still like him. There are few people we'd rather be on a desert island with.
Can Dish About: Ritchard Hatch's dick size.
Why He'd Let You Suck His Dick: If you're stranded in the wilderness, it's either you or a monkey. Congrats, you win!

Tyson Beckford: This male model and host of returning Bravo hit "Make Me a Supermodel" is totally dreamy, and he's survived multiple encounters with Naomi Campbell, which means he's either ultimately cool or has super powers. Either one is rad.
Can Dish About: Everyone in the fashion industry.
Why He'd Let You Suck His Dick: Only if you can land him a job (how do you think he got famous?).

Ryan Seacrest: If you can get past the highlights, the plucked eyebrows, and the douche-y demeanor, Seacrest is actually kind of hot. And he is on the Oscar red carpet, which pretty much rules.
Can Dish About: What Paula is really on.
Why He'd Let You Suck His Dick: He's gay.

·Five Man Crush Worthy Men on Television (cincity2000.com)