Geico Could Learn Something From These Insane Porn Ads

We've never heard of the website Muscle Thong, but a quick search on YouTube reveals they have a dozen or so commercials. The guys are hot, but these little clips are a can't miss for a different reason: camp value.

There is so much absurdity that it's hard to really fathom. Sure, people are into all sorts of different things, and we're all about fancy underwear, the but the choice of costumes, locations and dialogue in these are just enough to make you want to burst out laughing. It doesn't hurt that the guys make you want to burst in a whole different way. So, if you can get past they fact that they are wearing some crazy getup in some unforeseen locations, then be sure to get yourself a membership to the site.

· Muscle Thong (musclethong.com)

Where is this guy? In a field next to a suburban high school? And how did one of my grandmother's dining room chairs get there? And why is he wearing fishing boots?

Why is he dressed like a highway road crew man, but there's no repairs going on? And why is he carrying that pick axe so menacingly? Did he just carve up the body of his steroid dealer and bury it in a shallow grave? And again with the boots? And the shorts pulled down? And why is he not even wearing a thong?

Are you a freak like that? Did you think that getting naked in the woods with some guy with a camera was going to end well? You didn't think for a second that this might end like the "Blair Bitch Project?" And why is everyone wearing waders?

Cowboy Kyle, where on Earth would we ever see a cowboy like you?