We Don’t Want To Wait Until Christmas To Get Our Presents

Two new and very sexy projects are doing a very mean thing and making us delay our smutty gratification. Don't people know that we want to see naked guys now, not next week. Still, they're worth the wait.

The first project is photographer Jason Rowan's annual photospread for Key West's naughty gay guesthouse the Island House (remember last years? We do!). This time around, for an online exhibition called Island House Afternoons, Rowan has set the photos in six "panels," one of which will be released each Monday for the next six weeks. We caught the first one, starring delicious daddy Ryan Findlay and Men at Play stud Levi Poulter, and saw sneak peeks of the next two and they are making us want to take our freezing New York asses down to the tropics to thaw out with some hot man meat. Yum! You can even sign up to have the upcoming photo sets emailed to you so you don't have to remember to click back on the website. Talk about a house call!

The second project is a funny little thing from Kim Jefferson and 13 female artists (yes, girls, but you boys are gonna love this) called I Bought You a Present. Jefferson and company took an old deck of cheesey naked man cards are are redecorating each one to make it into something fabulous, hilarious, and sexy. The site will release one card each down from now until Christmas, and there are already a bunch up there. You've never played poker like this before!