The Top 10 Masturbation Videos of 2009 Will Shoot You in the Eye

Everyday we sift through the entire internet (OK, just XTube) and find you the hottest guys jerking off on the web for your pleasure. Based on your clicks, here are the 10 most popular for the last year. Enjoy!

So, as the ball drops in Times Square on Thursday night, remember all the balls that dropped for you this year. These are the able, hard-bodied, big-dicked, jizz-spilling exhibitionists that you loved the best. Let's hope they all didn't go blind in their service to the nation. For each post, click on the link for the original post and watch the video. A couple have been removed, but such is the fickle fate of internet porn videos.

10. We'd Love to Fondle This Total Package: Alas this hottie with a perfect face, body, and dick has taken his contribution off the internet. It's sad really, because this clip made us shoot twice in one night. At least we have this picture, and the memories.

9. Prepare for the Bro-Gasm: Watching this video is like watching your college roommate jerk off. Not that we ever did that. Oh, no. We were very well behaved. Anyway, if you didn't do it either, this "bro" will definitely make your fantasies come true.

8. They Say It's Always the Skinny Ones: This guy's cock is just insane!

7. This Self-Sucker Achieves Your Wild Dreams, Sucker: No matter how many times you've thrown your back out trying to get your dick in your cock-gobbling mouth, there is still nothing like watching a sexy self-sucker.

6. Auspicious Beginnings: It's so sad this clip has been taken off of XTube, because this skinny little hottie gave us the best start of a porn clip we've ever seen. R.I.P.

5. When This Guy Jacks Off in the Shower, He Leaves a Dent: Some people are blessed with pretty faces or beatiful bodies or brilliant minds. This guy was blessed with a scrotum that never stops producing jizz. Just look at that spray!!

4. If This Is Real, Life Is Just Unfair: This incredibly erect, enormous penis and phenomenal load definitely places this is the "XTube's Believe It or Not" category. We would really, really like to believe it.

3. Hey, Our Name is Fleshbot. You Need A Hand with That?: Sure, there are a lot of reasons you boys will click on a post, but nothing gets you like an unbelievable dick. Need more evidence than this?

2. Wow...We Really Are Just Speechless: Not a new video, but one of the best masturbation clips ever offered on the internet. The hot young frat boy and his vigorous wank could make tons of money on the porn circuit, if only we knew who he was.

1. See You Guys in, Like, Never: This one has it all, a cute boy, a huge, dick, and an enormous hands-free cum shot. No wonder this was the biggest post of the year.