Watch The First Episode of Dominic Ford’s ‘So You Think You Can Fuck’

September 9, 2010
CALAMITOUS

Dominic Ford's released the first episode of their new reality-porn competition "So You Think You Can Fuck" last night, and it's brilliant. It's like Project Runway but without all the clothes, women, or pesky unattractive people. And more sex!

The competition starts out with twelve contestants divided into two very distinct groups. There are The Tops: Brandon Lewis, Cliff Jensen, Hunter Ford, Shane Frost, Topher DiMaggio and Tyler Andrews. Then there are The Bottoms: Brock Richmond, Cameron Marshall, Dylan Roberts, Micah Andrews, Parker Allen Brooks and Perry Pierce.

All in all, the cast is pretty goddamn hot, though we were surprised to find that there don't seem to be any amateurs in the mix. We know it must be tricky to find hot, sane, gay guys who want to do porn, but we couldn't get a little more "up-and-coming" than Topher DiMaggio or Shane Frost? Putting Shane Frost in a porn competition is like tacking Coco Chanel onto the cast of America's Next Top Model.

Not that we're complaining. We do like the fact that these guys are all really, really hot. And we're sure there's something of a learning curve when it comes to comfortably fucking on camera. And although none of these guys are completely unknown, none of them are super famous (a fact that makes this show more like "Top Chef" than, say, "America's Next Top Model."

And how's the sex? Our first hardcore scene goes to Shane Frost and Dylan Roberts. The guys do really, incredibly well considering that they only have 90-seconds to figure out what positions they're doing and (we're assuming), no direction. Frost certainly fucks like a man trying to win a competition, a fact that really ramps up the intensity of the scene. Our only complaint is that we wish the judging would get a little more…judgmental. The weird thing about this competition is that one has to pay to see the actual performance, which means that Dominic Ford has an equal stake in making everyone look good. But where's the fun in that? Our favorite part of reality competitions is watching jaded professionals tear the hard work of the contestants to shreds. Give us a little more of that, and "SYTYCF" will have totally won us over.