Marc Jacobs Jumps On The Pornstar Bandwagon

December 19, 2011
CEDRIC-DEWITTISON

Now that every baby in Africa has been saved into a life of Westernization by every major straight celebrity, what fashionable human accessory can the gaylebrities call their own? That's easy: it's a pornstar! Celebrity designer Marc Jacobs is rumored to be trying on Brazilian Harry Louis, and apparently likes the fit. After George Michael and Calvin Klein, it's officially a trend, ladies.

Harry Louis is one of of those pornstars that looks like every other pornstar with Mediterranean features, so we barely noticed him before. Marc Jacobs noticed him. Harry tweeted the above photo (not the naked one!) a few weeks back with the following caption:

Of course, gossip blogs are jumping to the dating conclusion, when really it's entirely possible that they're just really, really, really good pals. Or perhaps Marc Jacobs dipped into his deep pocketbook for European companionship, knowwhatImean? The odd thing is, Louis supposedly has a boyfriend, pornstar Fernando Kairon. The pair were still romping around town publicly in August. Did they break up? Is the whole dating Marc Jacobs (everybody loves him!) bit just a lot of internet hysteria? At least they look happy together, but doesn't everyone look like besties when snapping photos?

Whatever it is, it's certainly fashionable to have pornstars in tow, like summer time short shorts, facial hair and African adoptees. We may not be a rich and famous fashion designer, but we do write a gay porn blog. Any porn dudes care to escort us around town? Free publicity!!