Surprise! Marc Jacob’s Porn “Boyfriend” is a Rentboyfriend

Even you, 99%, can "date" fashion fop Marc Jacob's much publicized new pornstar "boyfriend." How? Simply call him up in London and fork over $800 American dollars! Snap! You are now "dating" Harry Louis, too!

If Louis' Rentboy.com ad is still up and running, then Jacobs "dating" him runs upward of $13,000 USD per weekend. Maybe the two really are now a couple, and Louis merely forgot to remove his ad. Maybe. Most likely, Jacobs once jacked off to a Michael Lucas film, saw his favorite star on Rentboy, happened to be going to Europe, and wanted a "Traveling Companion." That's one of Louis' talents, along with "tour guide" and "kama sutra."

Even the always opinionated Lucas has serious doubts that the duo are actually dating or a couple. According to Lucas, "For many years [Harry's] had a boyfriend, Fernando [Kairon], who is also a porn performer. He's a really wonderful guy and very dedicated to Harry. Harry Louis himself indicated on several occasions that he is not interested in being separated from his boyfriend for even a moment. "

It's not like Louis is about to hang up his hooker shoes for good. He just won the title of "Mr. London" as Escort of the Year for the 2011 Hookies, an award for international rentboys. He can't be giving all that up for Marc Jacobs. It's like winning an Oscar tonight and giving up movies tomorrow to hang with Joyce DeWitt. A real star rides the wave.

Oh, he most certainly is continuing on! He wants you, me and all of us to nominate him for the 2012 Hookies. Which boxes do you think Jacobs checked? Will Louis add to his list of credentials "Fucked by Famous Fashion Designer Marc Jacobs?"

One of the benefits of being a gay celebrity is something like this is hardly cause for scandal. It's amusing, slightly titillating, and even insanely aspirational. What horny gay male wouldn't want to "date" a pornstar? However, if a straight male celebrity were "dating" a female pornstar escort, the public would probably openly denounce him. Charlie Sheen, anyone?, who's the most extreme example.

Anyway, in a world of galebrity-pornstar courtships there's a rule of three:

One, the celeb is always significantly older than the pornstar.
Two, it's usually a B or C level pornstar, and a celebrity on the verge of irrelevance.
Three, the pornstar is paid.

Not only is that considered gay dating, folks, it's love.

Here's a taste of what Jacobs had that can also be yours:

· Harry Louis (rentboy.com)