The Flaming Gayness of Musclehunk Twins

Heeeey, guuurrrrl. Don't be fooled into thinking these twin 21-year-old paragons of macho men are as butch as lesbians at the rodeo. Owen and Lewis Harrison look like they can beat up a gang of ninjas in a dark alleyway, but we've a sneaking suspicion at least one of them, if not both, would rather swap blowjobs with ninjas in that alleyway. Here's why...

The profile of the two British beefcakes in Beautiful Magazine is filled with gay subtext, and it ain't just some queen writing a bunch of lechy innuendo.

Now at the age of 21, they are regulars in the party scene and, needless to say, score popular points when it comes to cruising.

"Cruising?" Straight people haven't gone "cruising" since the '50s. We'd like to know what European backrooms these two have "cruising" while they "party."

Owen is a former Royal Marine and now prepares himself for a career as personal trainer. Lewis is the creative brain of the twin brothers and has works [sic] as painter and decorator.

The marine and trainer could be straight. But painter and decorator? Is Lewis painting Sherwin-Williams on living room walls, or the lilies of the field on canvas? And decorator? My, my, missy...that's one flame away from window dresser.

Then, there are the poses.

Does Miss Blue Shorts think she's in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue? Strike a pose!

Miss Thang on the right is totally saying, "MMMMMM, oh no you di'n', gurl."

Not only is the picture on the left a rip-off of gay classic Fred with Tires, but their lips are pursed tighter than a 55-year-old Fire Island auntie walking his poodle in The Pines.

Would it much of a surprise if their next photoset was bubbling with homoeroticism? Or if at least one of them ended up in gay porn?

· Beautiful Magazine Cover Story -- Double Trouble (beautifulmag.com)