Bye-bye, Beautiful Penis. Hello, Succulent Butt.

Who owns this delicious dick? Why is it hitting the road? What about this delightful booty? Why is it saying hello? The answer's simple: they belong to two pornstars -- one retiring, one un-retiring. Both bid bon voyage and howdy with a steamy Hello-Goodbye fuck session.

It's in with the old, out with the old over at Cockyboys.com. Phenix Saint has hit the ripe ol' age of 30 and decided that he and his dark-pubed penis will bid the biz sayonara. Coincidentally, retired Cocky Boy Bobby Clark is bringing his boyish jock booty out of retirement. Daddy needs a new pair of shoes! To celebrate, the outgoing dick powerfucks the incoming butthole. It's like the glorious moment when a sprinting Olympic torchbearer passes the flame along to an eager new runner.

Naturally, we're setting our clocks for Phenix Saint's big return. Best of luck to him in his future non-porny endeavors. Cumdrops have been shed in mourning. If Phenix gets bored doing whatever he plans in the Never Neverland of Retired Pornstars, he can always put his luscious cock to use with us. All he's got to do is direct message us on our Twitter, @FleshbotCedric. We'll be waiting...

· Phenix Saint Brings Back Bobby Clark (cockyboys.com)