The Maverick Men Prove “Dante’s Inferno” Isn’t All That Bad

November 13, 2012
BRADFORD-MATTHEWS

How many times have you seen hot straight boys shooting hoops at the park, and wish you could just walk over and take one of them home? Most people would get their ass kicked or summoned, but "real life" does not apply to the Maverick Men. Life is easy when almost everyone throws themselves at you. The world is your open hole when you don't have to play by the same rules as everyone else.

Take Dante, for example. This tall, lanky, 18-year-old Cole and Hunter found playing basketball at the park. If any other website shoveled that kind of horse shit in our direction, we'd always assume it was a lame fantasy scene involving a lesser-known pornstar. However, when Cole and Hunter tell the world that they found Dante horsing around in the park, we absolutely believe they found Dante horsing around in the park.

"Why," you ask? Because they're the fucking Maverick Men. They can (and will) do whatever the fuck they want.

Now listen to Dante's voice. He may have the build of a twink, but he's got the voice of a middle-aged lumberjack, which is surprisingly hot when he's yelling "fuck me, SIR" at the top of his lungs. Not only does he get a few lessons on sucking dick, Cole gives his prostate a cock massage, and Hunter sits on his face even though 'he doesn't do that.'

If this were a beginners class on gay sex, we'd have to give Dante a flawless report card. He may need some work in the blowjob department (watch those teeth!), but taking Hunter's entire dick gave him a free pass. Besides—anyone who loses their virginity to the Maverick Men gets a flawless score regardless.