Watch This Guy Fuck Himself And Admit You’re Super Jeals

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You may not want his preternaturally bendy penis, but let's just admit we'd all do it if we could. Potentially, like, all the time.

Xtube user 10_inch_Male previously brought new meaning to the phrase 'go fuck yourself' with another demonstration earlier this year. But as 2013 comes to a close, it seems we could all use something to strive for. Is there greater, more fulfilling achievement than being able to stick your own dick up your ass?!

As for fulfilling, take a look at that creampie and tell us you wouldn't prefer it to any other holiday pie. Your mamma's pumpkin pie ain't that good.

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