Panty Sprinkle Time: Cameron Dallas’ Thigh Hair In GQ Mexico

March 27, 2018
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At its heart, Fleshbot Gay is a simple blog. A place where we can come together to celebrate things that give us a case of the panty sprinkles. The sprinkle source can be as decadent as a bukkake fest featuring half of the Sean Cody guys, or... as simple as the ample thigh hair on twink graduate fuckboy and international Instagram modeling sensation Cameron Dallas!

It has been a minute and a damn half since we checked in with our douche nozzle Dallas, but it's not because I haven't been doing my due diligence in checking up on his Instagram. Dallas has been wearing, get this, clothes, of all things, which is frankly just not going to cut it. A week ago we did get some hot tub pit action that we can ogle today, but oddly the real news is this real legit photo shoot for GQ Mexico.

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On the cover Dallas looks uncannily like Ricky Martin, and in one of the pics he looks uncannily like something that I want to eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner 24/7 until the end of time! Sporty Spice Dallas can be seen in the tiniest red shorts around that flaunt his de-damn-lish thigh hair that just has to be nibbled. It just does okay?! Even if you hate Dallas, hopefully these pics will help you work up at least one sprinkle. Ugh that matted pit hair alone. I'm sprinkling right now!