Sam Smith All Leg Goddamn Hair For Attitude Magazine

Sam Smith gets coyly skanky for the October issue of Attitude Magazine, and I am lyyyving for it! You might remember that the twenty-five-year-old Brit crooner trimmed down in 2015, and since then he's only gotten fitter and more fuckable. The gay magazine highlights some of my favorite gay features of the gay celebrity, including his newly chiseled jawline, manicured stubble, gigantic ass eyes, eyefuckingbrows, and that leg hair for actual days and days! Nom nom I want som. Note to self: That doesn't rhyme.  

While I am an adult and I am contemporary, I don't listen to adult contemporary music - which is how I would classify the ten seconds of Sam Smith's work that I've heard. Thankfully I don't plan on using my ears with Sam. Just my mouth. And my butthole. 

Smith is interviewed by none other than the Queen Mum herself, Sir Elton John, for the magazine, and the two get into why Smith almost left the music industry at one point:

There was a period, when making the [new] record, that I was in a really bad place. I got dumped, which wasn’t very nice. Writing music about that kind of thing is normally like therapy for me, but when I got dumped this time round I just couldn’t write for about two months. My team had to force me to get into the studio, because I almost felt as if I didn’t want to do it any more. So, there were moments on there where it got a bit intense and I started to lose myself.

Sam, I would never dump you. But, if the mood was right and you were into that sort of thing, I might take a dump on you. Jkjkjkjk. Well, I mean. No, jkjkjk.  

^{Photo Credit: Attitude}