HUGE ICYMI: Colton Haynes And Boyfriend Show Amazing Insta Asses!

This is definitely the "In Case You Missed It" that I'll have to answer to at the pearly gates, because these two uh-mazing ass shots from the "it" Hollywood homo couple comprised of Colton Haynes and Jeff Leatham were posted last Friday, and I'm just now getting to them. Sorry Jesus, is there anything I can do to make it up to you?! Anything.

Just last week I was questioning the relationship between my taint and Haynes, but after his gay kiss with Charlie Carver on MTV's gay porn series Teen Wolf and now THIS ass, I'm once again committed. In his new Insta pic, Haynes stands nude in the water with his gigantic dripping butt on full display. And what a butt it is! Like, sorry Kylie Jenner, please pack up your desk. Security will escort you out. 

Not to be outdone, Haynes' fiancé Jeff Leatham joins in on the bun by showing off his own sexy butt in what can only be described as a come hither position. Dive right in Colton, you lucky bitch! 

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