John Stamos Goes Nude For Insta Ass At WHAT Age?

A post shared by John Stamos (@johnstamos) on Aug 19, 2017 at 5:46pm PDT

While we all know that John Stamos is colloquially ageless, do you know that he's also a spooky vampire who actually doesn't age and instead takes on various personas through his solitary eternal life? And sparkles in the sun? And makes out with a bewigged lesbian? Now you do!

RELATED: See Stamos' 2015 bare ass for Paper Magazine HERE

The Full House alum shows off his cute ass in a new Instagram photo celebrating his fifty-fucking-forth birthday. He captions the photo: "#54 and clean. Thanks for the birthday wishes!" Yeah, I bet you're clean back there. Ready for me to go to town. Fame ho stunts from sexy celebs are always welcomed here at Fleshbot Gay, and you could even say they're our bread and butter. Or as we say, our head and butthurt. IDK, we don't really say that. Hopefully our vampire enjoys the attention, and in between fluttering around in the darkness, makes time to give up more ass! And dick and balls and grundle. Happy Birthday, sexy bitch!

A post shared by John Stamos (@johnstamos) on Jul 9, 2017 at 12:55pm PDT