Fuck My Quivering Pussy: Ansel Elgort Nude With Just Hands Covering Junk!

Rainy season in Thailand

A post shared by Ansel Elgort (@ansel) on Jul 21, 2017 at 9:09am PDT

This is what I came for! And came. And came. All over myself. Ansel Elgort is the douchy mcdoucheface of our creams who loves to go sans shirt on Instagram to show off his gorgeous 6' 4" tall (Ima spell that out. Six fucking feet. Four fucking inches tall) bod.

Wehl, when you've fallen head over heels in love with yourself like Elgort, you want to share every part of your fling with the world. This is why we shouldn't be too surprised that the twenty-three-year-old goes nude in his latest Insta video with only his hands covering his cock and balls! Against a stunning backdrop in Thailand, Elgort sheepishly grins at the camera while buck nude in the pool. In the pouring rain. The filmer in question is his girlfriend Violetta Komyshan. It's all so cute and picturesque that it induces an insatiable rage in my soul. I mean, awwwwz!

We get a good look at Ansel's insane toned goodness up top as well as his pale thighs practically shimmering beneath the surface of the water. And then ::sigh:: there's that smile again. I seriously can't tell if I have indigestion or if my pussy just exploded in my britches.

Elgort is coming off of a high from starring in the surprise summer blockbuster, Baby. The flick really was his "star-making turn" *barf* for the common folk, but now he's becoming a full blown Gay Internet star thanks to ho stunts like this! Hey Ansel, thanks for taking us to THIGHland! And I just killed my own boner.

I know how lucky I am to be waking up in different amazing places every day. Places I've only dreamed of going to. I am appreciating every moment surrounded by people I love, promoting a film I couldn't be more proud of. I can't wait for you all to see Baby Driver. I am overwhelmed by the continued support and love you all show me. Thank you. Next stop... BRAZIL!

A post shared by Ansel Elgort (@ansel) on Jul 21, 2017 at 9:46pm PDT