I blame, or THANK, commenter celtic_shaman for getting me hooked on the 30-foot tall blonde babe Tom Hopper, most famous for his role as Billy Bones on Black Sails. Hopper is actually 6' 5" and actually has a cute head of blonde hair, model-gorgeous face, ripped bod, and, most importantly, he bares his ass in the 2009 flick, Tormented! Thanks to a close-up shot we can see that the ass carpet matches the drapes or whatever, because his cheeks are covered in a delicate layer of blonde fuzz, and I'm LiViNg FoR iT! Also, the bad guy's hand basically gets butt swallowed by Tom, which is pretty cool.
Context clues tell us that the 32-year-old tall drink of water would have a tall drink of dong attached to him, but as of yet, we don't have any confirmation. Black Sails is cock full of dick (with Luke Arnold being the last beef ball to flash his mast) so there's hope for seeing Tom Hopper's penis yet. Check out the nude Tom Hopper stills from Tormented in the gallery!
Stray observation: Omg does he kind of sort of look like Tosh from Tosh.0?