This is the kind of stuff that the Internet was made for. Like really. This is definitely an ICYMI because the video is from 2012, but it's new to me and holefully (type and it stays) it will be to you too! In the video, you can check out a cute young Army brat take a banana like a pro for the grand prize of one dollar. I will never get over the fact that when straight guys, or "straight" guys, hang out together the conversation ALWAYS comes around to something gayer than I could ever imagine! When's the last time that you and your friends were chilling and you said: "Hey Jimmy (or another gay name), simulate fellatio on a banana!" Hopefully, your answer is: "Five minutes ago." But realistically it's always the frat daddies and apparently twunky Army boys who are doing it. My word my word.
Okay so back to this little slice of blonde Republican man meat. Everything starts when someone says:
Johnny’s going to give him a dollar to deepthroat that fucking banana.
The same person adds:
All the way down.
Then another voice chimes in:
You got to get it all.
Like damn boys, there's enough to go around! The star of the show might have done this a time or two before back in the trenches, because he angles the curved cock, I mean banana, just perfectly. He does indeed "Get it all." Okay, now just going to watch this fifty times in amusement and honestly for slight erotic pleasure. BYE.
H/T: cocktailsandcocktalk