Dylan McDermott (55)
Fifty fucking five? I would have never guessed that sex on a stick Dylan McDermott is over half a century old, but here we are. He is, and the man is looking damn good! Yesterday we ogled a smoking 43-year-old nude Jude Law in The Young Pope, but it turns out Dylan McDermott is really the one blowing Father Time. Or just moisturizing. Five years ago Ryan Murphy got his pervy hands on Dylan for the first season of American Horror Story, so of course we get a gratuitous shower scene and some looks at McDermott's soapy ass. Let's check out pictures of the hairy hunk in the gallery!