Chris Meloni Tells Teen Boy to Fantasize About Him in Shower

If you're an Oz fan and dream of getting tossed around Em City like a DNA test kit (either spit or semen, your choice) you'll totally get that 18-year-old fan Ariano Médio Tweeted his frustration at finishing the entire series. In a Tweet directed at gorgeous star Christopher Meloni, Ariano Médio claims that he finished the entire series in two days (WHICH WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE BECAUSE IT'S 56 HOURS LONG BUT WHATEVER I GUESS PEOPLE ARE JUST lying ON THE INTERNET THESE DAYS), and actually got a VERY unexpected response from ol' cock tease Meloni himself! Here's Adriano's original Tweet:

@Chris_Meloni I finished the Oz series two days and I'm depressed about it (especially with the end of your character), how to handle?

— Ariano Médio (@LuksAnd97) July 10, 2016

And here's Chris Meloni's response:

Take a shower and pretend I'll be joining u https://t.co/qAS8QZ3W6v

— Chris Meloni (@Chris_Meloni) July 10, 2016

 "Take a shower and pretend I'll be joining u"? Git it! Obviously Meloni is referring to his pretty much infamous full frontal shower scenes in Oz, and obviously he's aware that most of the world would gladly drop the soap for his Meloni baloney. While some feel that the Tweet is a little on the creepy side, helping an 18-year-old furiously masturbate for weeks on end is as good a deed as any.

Here are some of the replies from fans:

@Chris_Meloni so basically what I do everyday. #greatadvice

— Darla (@beingdarlab) July 10, 2016

@Chris_Meloni I'm going to do that as well

— Bcat1 (@Bcat1MeloniFan) July 10, 2016

@Chris_Meloni :chuckle: Pretty sure that is a normal daily thought during showers already for many & has been for years

— Tamara (@kukrae) July 10, 2016

In case you need a refresher, let's check out a Christopher Meloni nude Oz shower scene to see what all the fuss is about! 

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