Game over
This weekend The Game posted his fourth Instagram picture featuring his huge bulge strapped to his thigh by Ethika underwear. While The Game's dick is definitely a "winter" with blue bringing out its best features, at this point it's getting a little annoying that he won't show us what's underneath the Spandex. Quit playing games with our hard ons! The decrease in Instagram likes from picture to picture proves that the world is losing interest, and I think the best way to pump up the double taps would be to show us the sausage flopped out over that waistband! Sure it will get taken down by Instagram, but just think of all the buzz Ethika will get. Or, if he's feeling ladylike (judging by his hashtags I get the feeling The Game is a bit of a shrinking violet), he should just pull his undies down under his ass cheeks and give us an adorable Coppertone girl oops face.
While The Game and his eggplant have overstayed their welcome on my Insta feed, I'll never get tired of his hashtags. Some of the best from the most recent bulge selfie:
#OpenUpForMeSoICan HelicopterThatMonkey #ThemImGoneWakeThatVaginaUp WitThisWarmFreshOutTheShowerDick #CanYouTakeTheWholeThing #IfYouCanIllEatYoPussy TilScandalComeBackOnNextWeek #ThisDickWillChangeYourLife
Someone needs to put his dick where his mouth is.
Click HERE for The Game's first bulge pic