See Scott Caan’s Butt And Penis In Celebration of New Movie

Before we get to Scott Caan's perfect balls (and butt and penis, but mainly those balls OMG), does anyone get him confused with Scott Speedman? I could have sworn that Caan was the one from Felicity, but I'm obviously really shitty at remembering Scotts. I just Caan not keep them straight. Anyway, beautiful miniature pony Scott Caan has a thick head of dirty blonde hair, a gorgeous face, stands at an adorable 5' 5", and has had one of those careers where you've seen him in everything, and yet you don't remember him in anything. 

Although you didn't see him in Felicity (which is a shame because I wanted to write about the best show ever) you've seen Caan in Varsity blues, Gone in Sixty Seconds, the Ocean's movies, and can currently catch him on Hawaii Five-O. Scott's newest opportunity to shed his Ron Livingston status as being the name everyone has to Google at dinner parties is his new movie Rock the Kasbah, set for release on October 23rd. Unfortunately for our fuzzy little bean sprout Kasbah also stars Kate Hudzzzz, oops sorry Kate Huzzzzz. Ah, I can't write that without slipping into a coma. That girl from How To Lose A Guy ZZZzzZZZzz. Ah! You know who I mean. It also has Zooey Deschanel, so... yeah. The rest of the gang, Bill Murray and Bruce Willis, are going to have a hard time saving the flick from ZZZZZ and Zooey, and the plot - washed up rocker finds purpose through helping a young singer achieve her dreamzzzzz - leaves me a little worried for our Scottie dog. 

Our best hope for getting Scott in the history books is reminding people of how smoking hot his naked body is. Let's do our part in celebrating the hunk and his junk by checking out his sexiest nude moments. We're rooting for you Scott Caan! 

PS: This is Speedman

Check out more nude Caans in the gallery.