The Gay Sex Scene You Missed

The Brazilian film Seashore (2015) sees brooding beauties Martin (Mateus Almada) and Tomaz (Mauricio Barcellos) at a pivotal moment as they navigate the winding road to adulthood and self-discovery. This moment happens to deal with sexuality, and the lads happen to test their complex tingling feelings on each other in this sensual flick. I don't want to destroy the movie with plot details, but I will say that one of the studs is gay while the other identifies as straight. According to my friends and my dick, this is hot.  

Porn is a yummy, never ending tapas bar, with more to choose from than you could watch in a lifetime (though I'm working on it). If I was so inclined I could Google "twink bottoming for an iPad" and I'd get something. It's hard to stand out as sexy in a time of limitless options, and my inclination is usually to satiate my hungry hippo with something bigger, smaller, harrier, smoother, veinier, whateverier! (In case you couldn't tell from my other posts, right now it's bigger balls. I like, big balls). Anyway, the sex scene in Seashore is none of these things. It is actually less of everything. In fact - and I hope you're sitting down because this was a pearl clutching moment for me - there is no nudity at all. In deciphering the quizzical creature that is my peen, I realize that there are elements in this scene that turn me on almost as much as "harrier." Believability, sincerity, passion, intimacy, and artistry make the characters come alive. The thrill and fragility that comes with being young, gay, beautiful, in love, and sexually awakened is vividly realized here. Mateus and Mauricio are simulating something that I can see for real all over the internet, and yet the simulation feels so real. 

Obviously gay porn is tops, or bottoms. My evening plans consist of downing my patented drink of Kamchatka and ReaLime that I've named "Life," and watching whatever Sean Cody piece my peen points to. Every once in a while, however, it's nice to have a palette cleanser between tapas.  

Check out the scene here:

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