July 8, 2015 | Posted in Celebrity by
Mario Lopez is a complex creature. Most people think of him as basically a scarecrow made out of ham, but in fact, his inner life is full of emotional intricacies. This trip Mario took the beach in Malibu recently highlights many of Mario's moods. Let's take a look, shall we?
Mario is ELATED to hit the water
Mario lives in constant FEAR of a rogue wave
The wave was coming for Mario, but he remained STEADFAST in his belief that standing still would be his best defense
Mario was filled with REGRET for his decision to remain steadfast
Mario finally reaches the crucial stage of ACCEPTANCE for his role in the wave's assault on him
Mario performs an essential DICK CHECK post-wave
HUH? Did you say something, bro?
Mario is ASTONISHED he still has a career that allows him to vacation in Malibu
Mario is FLATTERED that this woman recognizes him
Always remember to FLEX in these pics, bro. You never know where they're going to show up.
Mario's smile turns to CONSTERNATION when he realizes that she thinks he's Mark McGrath
Following that fan encounter, a FRUSTRATED Mario attempts to check the time on his boogie board's wrist strap