It’s The Trailer For “Gay Of Thrones” From Men.com

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We've been waiting with baited breath for the first look at Men.com's new Game of Thrones-themed porn, Gay of Thrones, ever since we first reported about it, and that glorious day has finally arrived. 

In this first clip, we've got Khal Drogo, or whatever they're gonna call him, probably something not even remotely clever like Khal Drogay. My only question is, who the hell is the other guy supposed to be? It's staged very similar to Khal's first sexual encounter with Daenerys, so that's my guess, but who knows? Seriously, it's really bothering me now, who is he supposed to be? Theon Sprayjoy? Jamie Bannister? Ned Stark Naked? Jesus, this thing just writes itself, doesn't it?

Also, and I know he's exclusive to Raging Stallion, but how did they not get Boomer Banks to play Khal Drogo? Hopefully Raging Stallion can get their own Game of Thrones parody going. Boomer as Khal Drogo, Jeremy Jordan as King Boffrey, Adrian Hart as Grey Worm (don't even have to change that one), Landon Conrad as Jamie Bannister, Tommy Defendi as Jon Snowball, and of course, Seven Dixon as The Pink Viper and Matthew Rush as The Dis-Mountain to reenact that amazing scene! Falcon! Get on this now!