Here Are All the Ho Ho Ho’s Getting Fucked This Holiday Season

The holidays may be over (thank gay god), but that doesn't mean you have to stop jerking off to holiday porn! Like many other gay men and straight women, you're probably saving your holiday porn jerk-a-thon for after the family leaves and you can finally get some time alone.

Or, perhaps like me, you're hosting a holiday circle jerk/orgy party and need a constant stream of Santa porn for you and your guests to enjoy while you decorate each other's faces with festive ropes of cum? Either way, I've rounded up nearly every holiday scene that tickled my dick this year—no easy feat because there were a ton. Way more than in previous years, which I'm certainly not complaining about.

Enjoy!

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Looks like I'm not the only one hosting a holiday orgy! I may have actually stolen the idea from Broke Straight Boys, which debuted a scene where a gang of six Santa hat-wearing men drop their loads on Tristan Stiles' face. Delicious!

· Watch Duncan Tyler, Paul Canon, Ian Dempsey, Kaden Alexander, Cage Kafig, and Dakota Ford cum on Tristan Stiles in "Bukkake for the Holidays" at Broke Straight Boys (BrokeStraightBoys.com)

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Power top Topher DiMaggio puts his dick in a box for a surprise gift exchange with coworker Sam Northman in Men.com's "Secret Santa". How thoughtful! If every inter-office gift exchange ended up with the swapping of bodily fluids, I imagine a lot less people would be unhappy with their jobs…

· Watch Topher DiMaggio fuck Sam Northman in Men.com's "Secret Santa" (Men.com)

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Apparently orgies are a popular way to celebrate the Christmas season? The second Men.com holiday scene finds Topher DiMaggio, Tom Faulk, Colby Jansen and Johnny Rapid trapped in the gym during a power outage. Obviously, they stay warm in the most logical way possible.

· Watch Topher DiMaggio and Colby Jansen fuck Tom Faulk and Johnny Rapid in Men.com's "XXXMas" (Men.com)

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Tim Kruger got festive this year with a hard fuck under the Christmas tree. If you ask me, Donato Reyes' asshole is the best gift I've seen this season.

· Watch Tim Kruger fuck Donato Reyes at TimTales (TimTales.com)

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How fucking adorable is Chris Rockway? Unfortunately, he's not doing any fucking in Randy Blue's annual Christmas video, but he's narrating 'Twas the Day After Christmas, a cheeky interpretation of the holiday classic starring tatted top Jordan Levine and power bottom Brett Swanson.

· Watch Jordan Levine fuck Brett Swanson at Randy Blue (RandyBlue.com)

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Helix Studios' "Twinkmas" scene finds Jessie Montgomery and Luke Allen exchanging gifts and working with some edible finger paints before whipping out the toys and milking themselves into a holiday frenzy. Kids these days!

· Watch Jessie Montgomery and Luke Allen fuck at Helix Studios (HelixStudios.net)

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Hanging Christmas decorations can make a guy really horny, right? Slate Steele and Drake Tyler get all hot and bothered in Next Door Studios' holiday scene, swapping loads (and painful facial expressions) in a tree side flip-fuck.

· Watch Slate Steele and Drake Tyler fuck in Next Door Buddies' "Jingle Balls" (NextDoorBuddies.com)