This Hung Beat-Off Is Mad Retro

November 13, 2013
NEIL-O-HARE

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Maybe it's the upholstery on the sofa or his emergent afro, but this dude and his donkey dick are totally giving us a 70s vibe—and it feels oh, so good.

Xtube user Elrond25 has one of those monster cocks we imagine has trouble fitting into anything other than sweatpants. You may think it looks big while he's sitting down and stroking it like the Leaning Tower of Pisa, but just wait till he stands up and swings it around like Donkey Kong. It's worth a thousand cumshots... though hopefully next time he'll give us just one.

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