Big Brother 14: Predicting the Porn Future

Another summer has begun in the Big Brother house, and as we've come to learn about the BB compound over the last 14 years, the only thing to expect is the unexpected. Ever since Big Brother 10 alum Steven Daigle took the road-less-traveled and made a splash in gay porn, we've been keeping our fingers crossed that someone would follow in his rock hard footsteps and take the plunge into the NSFW world.

In honor of the best decision Steven Daigle has ever made, we're setting our hopes high and making some bold career choices for the contestants of Season 14 and giving them some post-BB options. Who would you fuck?

Shane Meaney
Our recommendation: Randy Blue
Our perfect pairing: Jake Andrews
Shane is our ultimate choice this season. If we had to be trapped in a room with any of these boys, Shane would win our vote by a landslide. He'd fit right in the Randy Blue gang—his tits are his best feature, and he's got an elusive aura that makes him feel straight, but he's totally got gayface. He's probably a great, deep kisser and we bet he can shoot a load that can hit the headboard.

Frank Eudy
Our recommendation: Corbin Fisher
Our perfect pairing: Connor
There's no doubt about it—Frank belongs to Corbin Fisher, and there's not many more places he could work. He's got that all-American "college dude" look that CF is famous for, and he'd probably start off with one of those strange "let's fuck a girl, and then fuck each other" scenes they use to break in the newbies after football practice. We wouldn't change a thing about that tall, lanky build—but if we could, we think it would look much better with Connor's meaty shaft in his backside.

Willie Hantz
Our recommendation: Dirty Tony
Our perfect pairing: Skyler
Definitely a Ditry Tony kinda guy, Willie's got the slightly scruffy/daddy look going on, and not in an ironic way. He could hold his own alongside the ruthless DT daddies—we just want to see him paired up with slim power bottom Skyler. Willie would look great with Skyler hanging off his dick, and that boy sure knows how to take a pounding. Ah, we can just hear the raspy grunts and high-pitched squeals coming off of that set. Open up wide, Skyler!

Wil Heuser
Our recommendation: Bel Ami
Our perfect pairing: Luke Hamill
There's no doubt about it—Wil would definitely be a Bel Ami boy. He's tall, dark and too pretty to be considered anywhere else. That long, flowing hair had us thrown at first, but he's proven himself to be quite the athlete, which means he could probably handle a marathon fuck with Bel Ami's very own powerdrill, Luke Hammil.

Ian Terry
Our recommendation: Dirty Boy Video
Our perfect pairing: Solo
We actually may have seen Ian on DBV before. He's got that great, interchangeable twinky look that just pisses everyone off (seriously—why can't we look like that?) A solo would best suit this little dude—anyone else crowding the shot would just distract us from his dead stare and the euphoric "O" faces he's bound to make.

Joe Arvin
We hear you're a great chef. Do everyone a favor and stay far away from porn. You're doing just fine in the kitchen.