Mika Is A Total Bottom (In Our Dreams, Anyway)

We were trolling for undergrads this week over at CollegeDudes.com and stumbled upon a vintage clip that made us do a double-take—and by double-take, we mean standing, applauding and instantly becoming obsessed with a hot celebrity look-alike.

In between study breaks and frat parties, these two gorgeous specimens took the time to suck on each other like popsicles and fuck in one long, steady position. More importantly, Jerry Ford is fucking Glenn Phillips, or, International pop superstar Mika's identical twin. That unmistakably curly Jew-fro and tall, lanky build may not be a rare body type, but if you squint and move away from the screen a few more inches, this guy's face has Mika written all over it. Taking a huge dick on camera may not be in Mika's best interest right now, but you know he's doing it regularly at home. Feel free to pretend this boy is, in fact, Mika—we won't tell if you don't.

·Jerry Ford Fucks Glenn Phillips