Patrick Schwarzenegger’s Bulge and Nipples Go for a Run

Hooray! We no longer have to consider ourselves dirty old men when imaging what we'd do to gorgeous Patrick Schwarzenegger's perfect twink body. He turned 18 on September 18. He, his nipples and his bulge are officially a-okay lust objects.

Now, we're no longer forbidden from posting his shirtless photos, or even feel all icky for looking at them. It's perfectly acceptable now for us to loiter around this park in Brentwood, California, where he went for a brisk run, working up a sweat, allowing that salty moisture trickle down his sleek, supple, nubile young torso. We're still decent law-abiding citizens! In fact, this post is purely about physical fitness. Let's follow him on his routine.

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· Patrick Schwarzenegger Shirtless and Bulging in His Shorts (dailyguyphotos.com)

Breathe Properly: Note how he keeps his mouth wide open for easy breathing, letting that soft pink tongue subtly slip out to cool off in the morning breeze.
Focus: He stares straight ahead to keep focus, avoiding pedestrian collisions, even if they clearly want to collide with him.
Avoid Temptations: He keeps going, pretending his shirtless beauty hasn't mesmerized the stunned woman toting a box of what looks like fatty, unhealthy, delicious donuts.
Stretch the Lower Back: Patrick knows the importance of the cool down stretch, particularly when it emphasizes his virgin buttocks.
Abs: An upside ab crunch lift he must have gotten from daddy.
Cool Down: The best way for him to cool down his body post-workout is to stand and look devastatingly pretty...which heats us right back up.