With These Whopping Dicks, You’ll Shoot Your Eye Out, Kid!

Whoa! Just, Whoa! While we all know our way around a cock, the monster ones can unnerve and unsettle. A new video featuring the most gargantuan in the industry is sure to be a primer for big penis safety. When handling a 9 to 10 incher, we wouldn't want to hurt ourselves.

HotHouse.com is about to release "Whoppers One," starring some of the most horse hung pornstars today. They've even dug long-donged veteran Aiden Shaw out of the woodwork. Usually, the pornstar with the anaconda cock is reserved for a special "featured" scene where audiences marvel and gasp as a voracious bottom takes every inch like a side show sword swallower. With all these power tops, who will be the bottoms?!! Could a hard 9-inch dick wagging about on a bouncing bottom potentially whip someone senseless? Inquiring horny minds need to know! I want to know! These men are so supersized, we've no clue how to take them on. However, if you do find yourself with some of these donkey dongs, here are a few pointers:

Stretch your ass out nightly with a dildo. Like a marathon, you've gotta slowly build up stamina to reach that finish line.

Don't go beyond your limit. Everyone wants to take it like a champ, but if you swallow more than you can comfortably chew, you'll only feel like a chump.

A good blowjob is fine. If it's too much for the hips, take it on the lips. Any top this massive understands that most human butts can't naturally handle such girth.

You be the top. It's easier to appreciate sizemeat when it's not hidden up inside you.

· Big Dick Fans Check Out These Whoppers (hothouse.com)